Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Laughing All The Way To The Bank...

Me: Tiger, how you holding up in this recession
Tiger: Recession? What recession??? I'm rich bit*h! Hahahahaha

Upon winning the 2009 FedEx Cup last weekend, Tiger Woods became the first athlete to go over the $1 billion mark in career earnings. These earnings include prize money, appearance fees, endorsements and his golf course design business. Not Jordan, Lebron, Mayweather, Bryant, Holyfield, Vick, or any other athlete you can think of can stake claim to that amount of money (legally...after taxes...pre-divorce...pre-child support).

Let me hold something!!