This Is Why I Hate The Weave Ponytail...

Take a look at Ciara. She's cute, she can dance, her teeth are straight. On paper she sounds like a winner. But she lost it the second she went to get her hair done. Why? Because she got had her beautician attach my arch hair nemesis to her head: The Weave Ponytail!!!!

I have a hate-hate relationship with this hairstyle, mainly because of it's unbelievability. You didn't come to my crib on Monday with your hair stretching out for dear life trying to reach your ear lobe, but then come back on Friday with your hair just above your plumbers crack. It just doesn't add up. Ladies if you went out with a guy who was 5'0" tall on the first date and 5'11" on the second, you would think, "This clown think he fooling me with them extra long legs he got on, knowing them aint his legs." Well dammit, the weave ponytail is no different.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with weave as long as it's done right. But the whole point of it is to extend what's already there, not to add a few feet of fantasy hair. I refuse to wake up next to that panther tail!!
























And don't even get me started on the greasy front root hair that's stretching your eyelids back toward the weave ponytail. That's a whole different entry...

-Ant

ant@theantandmikeshow.com